GGW Headquarters -- Wow, it has been way too long since the GGW has reached out to all of its great fans and owners. I really do apologize for the long delay, but I've been rather busy with a new job and keeping up with my BCS bound Auburn Tigers that the time has just flown by this fall. However, when the demand is there for a GGW update; we always give the people what they want so let's begin:
12. The Bake5's (1-7)
- Both coaches enter their first season in the big and bad league and both have been terrible disasters. One can't keep track of how many players are on the field and the other can't put enough players in the lineup. Let's just hope that Derek Dooley knows where his nation's capital is located just as well as he knows his WWII history.
11. Baxter Beasts (3-5)
- Why wouldn't we match up the man who spent more time in the library than anyone else with Robbie Caldwell's Vanderbilt football program? That and they have both historically sucked.
10. Old Brigade (2-6)
- Just trust me they are both Irishmen and look exactly alike. Both teams can score with anyone, but they also can lose to anyone. Old Brigade are the 4th highest scoring team in the league; yet, sit at 2-6 in the GGW.
9. Irish Bulldawgs (3-5)
- Both team came in with somewhat high expectations, but both teams stumbled out of the gates early. Plus, they are both Bulldawgs, get it? Let's just keep the life vest on and not see Ryan jumping off any high dives anytime soon.
8. Wolf Packers (4-4)
- Come on, just throw "The Hat" on top of Ray's melon and you got the same person. Including the lucky rabbit's foot tucked away up each of these guys' acehole. The Wolf Packers are 4-4 in the league, but have scored the fewest points to date.
7. Show Me Your TD's (3-4-1)
- The TDs have won 2 in a row and now think they are about to make a playoff run. Unfortunately, the GGW doesn't split up into divisions and Hamp will still have to play the big boys. Get a visor ready Hampey.
6. Irish Pride (4-4)
- Somebody had to be Bobby Petrino. The Pride are having a similar season to the Hogs, its either feast or famine week-to-week. PIG SUEY POPPY!!!!
5. Achilles's Boys (3-4-1)
4. Cool Dog's Pink Bullets (5-3)
- Clearly the head coach matters because this team was left for dead last season and is now a contender to finish in the money. Both men gave the middle finger to the Gators this season as well.
3. Aikman's Arsenal (4-4)
2. B is for Beluga (8-0)
-Before this season Cory Pittman probably got booed every week he got off the plane and was told "We want a leader, not a LOSER!!!" Well Mean Gene and Triple P have gone ALL IN this year, but still can't get ranked numero uno...because
1. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (7-1)
- ... Mr. Cool is in the catbird seat. Talk about a team that hasn't done anything in forever, but just lives off the past. They finally go on a good run and think they are the greatest thing ever again. Talking about tradishun, the Process and adoring the fame that follows them.
